Edit: some things seem to be incorrect
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Remember that guy from YEARS ago in another country that kept texting me so I told him I didn't remember the sex cause it was mid (true) and then that I was pregnant with twins and wanted to go live with him (false)?

Me neither. He sent me a dick pic tho

Okay apparently I just needed to say I am gonna report him to the authorities
Pigs respect pigs

Btw today I feel ✨pretty✨ for the first time after a while
What does a red lipstick do to a bimbo

Oh no ugly confetti

This same place had queer flags labeled as peace flags lmao

Deadass just said irl "glitters sre a lifestyle"

Cis men PLEASE

Every time I wash my pussy now I think "eheh smelly like Ruth" my life is ruined

How am I supposed to choose between slut and princess this quiz is HARD

Have a nice life

And then women are the emotional overreacting ones

Reminder: don't fuck nazis. Not even rage induced.
You deserve better sex and they deserve no leftussy

Which Prettyposting admin are you?

• Main admin: gorgeous, unhinged, dramatic, sexy. In a word, delusional

• McFuckhands: wait that's not my name, just a chill little dude, doggo

• Enby Pirate: doing nothing, just being pretty and being there for nepotism reasons

• Chymos: stronger than any marine, gigantic banhammer, incredible power

• Ember: you do not perceive them, but they perceive you. They know. They never forget. You are seen.

• Count Regal Inkwell: shitposting and infodumping game so hard they forget they are mod

• Bonus Ducks: literally a bunch of ducks. Join them or run for your life.