A bad thought: "What if I work during Pride?"

A terrible thought: "What if I work during the Barbie premiere?"

Annoyed cause I have to read a book for a work thing and it's very interesting but my feverish mind keeps getting distracted

I have all 3 of them tho

Being extra brave (going to sleep at midnight)

Ily all (most of you at least, some of you I don't even know)

I was just called "literature professor" in a call and no I am not about to cry I am not that emotional shut up

Can't believe I kinda had a thing with a guy that had me ordered his first toy cause he was ashamed of having it in his own orders history

Straight men, so loud and yet so fragile
I hope you're better now man