To become the bimboest one has to wear the plasticoest of trash bags
We live in a society

God gifted me the most beautiful mouth so I could say graciously the most cursed things

I will not discriminate you for being poc
I will not discriminate you for being queer

I will, however, discriminate you for preferring Odysseus over Achilles cause, seriously, pal, what's your problem omggg

That weird moment when you have to do stuff so you put your high energy playlist and then suddenly you're overwhelmed and find yourself panicking to Livin' la vida loca

Io ho un problema personale con Geronimo Stilton fin da bambina ma non si può dire che non sia un bravo tipo, anzi topo