Life hack
Wear make up when going to get fired
You're still gonna be unemployed, but at least you'll be distracted by your sexy sexy reflection

I had to pretend to be enthusiastic about the possibility of going to a Taylor Swift concert and that's what makes me an amazing big sister

Leaving my job like yeah I know it's sad to see me go but isn't it a pleasure to see me walk away

The endless cycle of getting bad news and getting little treats

Me on this channel tbh

Not actually sorry feel free to leave if you're weak

There is a sausage fest next to the Smash tournament and that's strangely fitting

Literally me by @wolfypostaggio

Demerit note to Claire's for having Harry Potter and pride stuff lying next to each other

I will not buy your overpriced shit

Even if I really really need golden hoops

HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW I AM A HOE IF I DON'T HAVE GIGANTIC HOOPS

Hoops so big they become useful tools during blowjobs