Lord please give me the MONEY cause I have strength I have patience I don't need any of that bullshit

I DID IT I DID IT I SPENT ALL MY MONEY BUT IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT I MAY CRY

OMG GUYS SHE'S LITERALLY ME

ME IRL

Ah yes the two genders

Finding out that there is the official Elizabeth the II Barbie doll

👏Berlusconi👏Barbie👏WHEN👏

He's already plastic it should be easy

This can't be forgotten

My younger brother, who still lives with my family, is visiting for a couple days.
Tomorrow he leaves so he came to my room to talk about Stuff (our shared daddy issues, mostly).
He keeps falling asleep mid sentence, sometimes even for like 10 minutes. Then he wakes up and asks me why I stopped talking