Things I have to buy for the Prettyposting meeting:

• plastic sheets
• condoms
• WATER CAUSE YOU BITCHES ARE ALL DEHYDRATED

Okay since you all have claims send all your money to @defnotascam and I'll make something about it omg

"Do you know someone is going to change their username to defnotascam now?"

Well, it's based

Sleeping with plushies is not enough I'm gonna sleep with the Brick™ now

Not the queer brick
Les miserables the book
Which is a queer brick in a way (TELL ME GRANTAIRE IS STRAIGHT TRY ME BITCHES) but I wouldn't throw it at cops

Rewatching the Buffy musical episode (one of my comfort things) and the Wait This Is Lesbian Sex song always gets me

This episode is always distracting cause at one point all thoughts go away except the gut raw desire of being railed by blond James Masters

For Pride Month I think each one of you should make me a gift
It's already the middle of the month it's late hop hop

When I'll be the head of the world I'll make everyone who compares their relationship to "Harley and Joker's" forcibly break up