Me: I'm the baddest BITCH
Me 5 minutes later: oh God why can't I be dead

I already dyed my hair pink what am I gonna do next DYE MY PUBES

Please suggest me a relatively harmless unhinged thing to do

Also cheap

Also not too much physical activity

My expectations are so mixed

FRENS WHEN BERLUSCONI FINALLY DIES I WANT A PIN THAT SAYS I SURVIVED BERLUSCONI

I did it!!!!

The best picture that was ever sent to me

Us