I met a college friend after several years and she kept going YOU'RE SO PINK
I am flattered

Bought some shoes and I love them

Birthday gurls

I talked to my bff on the phone so now I'm *:･ﾟ✧(ꈍᴗꈍ)✧･ﾟ:*

It pains me to say this cause my fav singer's name is Jeff, but Jeff is such a generic dude name.
Like, you expect so little from a Jeff and you're still disappointed.

If your name is Jeff kindly go fuck yourself

What is your problem step it up dude

I do not want to give my cookie permissions to my app but also I do not want to see Harry Potter ads