"No one reads anymore"
Okay just stop writing terrible books? Publish better stuff? Stop using paper to masturbate? It's literally this simple

Also can straight people just stop doing podcasts

Let me clarify

Straight people can make podcasts as long as they can pass for gay

If you want to make a good podcast just TAKE A DICK IN YOUR ASS

How can I entertain myself for an hour

Fuck that came out wrong

Also what are the best mobile games in your opinion*

*Yeah, we all know Hello Kitty World 2 is the best, but aside from that

Tomorrow I'll eat pizzussy

I wrote it so tomorrow I'll remember and go to the pizzussy store

My brother just asked me if I wanted pizza so tonight is gonna be pizzussy night