My brother just asked me if I wanted pizza so tonight is gonna be pizzussy night

Whatever that song said

Parthenopean Gothic

I ACCIDENTALLY ALMOST CALLED A CALZONE PIZZUSSY ON THE FAMILY GROUP

Isn't it wild tho to return home
You know the smell of the air and you can say at a first glance whether someone died in that spot

I cannot believe they are still celebrating soccer stuff that happened in MAY

Eheh presents from my bro (Dubai and Amsterdam)

"I told mom this was a big ashtray"

The pizzussy place is closed. Don't talk to me I'm SAD

Me: looks away from the chat for 0.3 seconds

The chat: PALS AREN'T YOU HORNY AS FUCK (EHEH I SAID FUCK THAT'S HORNY)

Pizza without pussy

Learning Monster lore from my brother (I want to impress trans girls)

Now I am teaching him Barbie lore

Fullmetal alchemist?
Oh you mean that anime where Eric Elder has to fight his brother's seven evil exes to bring him back to life?