What your paninaro choice says about you

Salsiccia: basic
Hamburger: basic
Porchetta: CHAD
Cotoletta: fren what's your problem
Bacon: dude you're not American you make the cotoletta guy look chad in comparison
Vegetarian: less chad but still very chad

Name a more iconic duo than straight dudes with oily hair and unpromptedly telling me about their failing romantic relationships

This is my life now

I don't know if there's something wrong with my left foot cause it's swollen so I think the best way to act is post feet pics on a fetish subreddit so real feet experts can tell me what's up

And maybe they'll give me money idk

Seriously tho my feet were my emergency moneymakers what am I gonna do now if they get ugly

Okay I will stop looking at my feet now I am seriously getting worried