I sat on some stairs and fell asleep there

I am experiencing road rage and I am not driving.

Tfw you want to reply in a group chat and then you're like oh no I banned OP they were terrible and do not deserve to interact with my grace

One of my favourite characters who started as a super sweet person is not behaving terribly and I feel I'm a terrible mother to my imaginary child

I can excuse crime but I draw the line at unfair bitching

Brb throwing a baby to my enemies

Bye everyone

A reality show called "Say bye to the guy" where I go visit girls in terrible relationships and I convince them to break up

Imagine being a friend of my brother and you it's 2 am and you see this ghostly figure waking up and asking did you smoke my joint

I was woken up by my brother who brought me breakfast in bed singing "Cause she's a jolly good fella" cause I passed the test