Brb throwing a baby to my enemies

Bye everyone

A reality show called "Say bye to the guy" where I go visit girls in terrible relationships and I convince them to break up

Imagine being a friend of my brother and you it's 2 am and you see this ghostly figure waking up and asking did you smoke my joint

I was woken up by my brother who brought me breakfast in bed singing "Cause she's a jolly good fella" cause I passed the test

I'm a tired girlboss too

I am sipping this piece of news like it was fine wine

It's historically inaccurate to portray Ken as an important character, sorry 👁🫦👁

Someone tell him about Guadagnino's Suspiria I want to see him cry

They had Tilda Swanson play three parts before having a single man in that movie