You don't get it I BIRTHED HIM

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Babes, tomorrow is the last day of this stupid exams thing
(there's gonna be an oral exam too at some point but you know I'm good at oral)
It's gonna suck but then I'm gonna be done for a while

I ordered a brioche expecting a croissant and I got this
That's on me but it's a fun misunderstanding based on cultural differences

Literally new york

I always said it

Tits out I am done with my exams (if I don't pass is cause they are tasteless)

Spionaggio

Italian singer that doesn't wash himself: "I don't want to flood your attic to take a bath"
Me, extremely emotional: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭