TIL female Crocodiles can produce offspring asexually, without the need for fertilisation from a male [source, comments]

I wish that was me

Italian songs be like

I ultimately give you this news, news is the anagram of my name you see

I don't trust people I cannot karaoke the national Tizianone with

Literally me at time of scheduling

Shitting is like a box chocolates

Shit in a box of chocolates to prank your future self

Fuck food

Like literally
Stick your dick in lasagna
Make a baguette dildo

If thirsting for your followers is a crime then come arrest me, I'll provide the handcuffs

Dominant lip or dominant eye?
Don't know what you're talking about, I'm a dominant woman