Some days I just wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time to the night I was conceived and plan a very important soccer game so the TV would be on and I would not exist

Hell is not other people, hell is myself

Sorry for all the sadposting lately, not feeling Gucci

TIL: Momofuku Ando, the inventor of insta ramen believed his noodles could cure world hunger. Over the decades he would shout quotes to his employees which includes, "Mankind is noodlekind", "What are you doing now?", and "Peace will come when people have food" which are in the employee handbook. [source, comments]

*throws this at you with self-aware intent*

Eating pizza without me?

Tag yourself I'm Fidel Castro