Preparing myself to meet the news psychiatrist tomorrow by listening on loop to a song in my dialect that's literally called "I am crazy"

Girls will want to be perceived as Pino Daniele but will be perceived as Trucebaldazzi

They're retiring my feminism license cause I am unable to open jars by myself 😔

Forced to watch the edgy Saw movie cause Paw Patrols are bastards 😢

Me: I don't really care about Doctor Who anymore I haven't watched in years

People: express a bad opinion about Donna

Me: I have so many opinions about this all of them say that you suck