Post in italian bc I’ve tried translating it and it’s not as funny

Devo scendere a patti col fatto che mia morosa sarà sempre infinitamente più divertente di me. Stamattina a colazione stavo parlando di una fanartist su Twitter (as one does) e ho detto “sai è pure italiana, e ha un patreon e pensavo-“ mi ha guardato negli occhi e detto serissima “tesoro, è tuo dovere morale sostenere l’eccellenza italiana” e ho riso così tanto che potrei valutarlo davvero

This killed me

Cassandra Clare is using the dialect from the Veneto region in Italy as a “fantasy language”, as far as I understand.

It’s like. A Very provincial? Quite unrefined? Dialect. How do you explain the veneto dialect and why it’s making me hysterical?

Cassandra Clare not beating the plagiarism allegations not even in 2024 straight up using an Italian dialect in her books boiii

Ostrega

Where is my diocan Cassandra

INSEMENIA

I swear I’ll go back to other posting soon but this thing is sending me

I’m working at fire for wood and biofuels as an interpreter and I must say I have to physically fight the urge to just shove my hand in a pellet mound and start munching on it

Snackies

I swear to god I never gave a fuck about characters’ birthdays before golden kamuy I haven’t had a blorbo like sugimoto saichi since at least 2020 (hello jon archivist) so happy birthday sweet baby boy capable of unspeakable violence