Me, begrudgingly, after reading something that’s considered a masterpiece years after it has ended: ok yes this is pretty good

These days, I think, I’m fed up with having to settle for less

I’m the fanbase

Things that lowkey really really annoy me: that TikTok/IG trend where people are like “that awesome moment where you have to go out but they cancel so you don’t have to 🤪”

Honestly I’d hate to have you as a friend. The time you give me is not a fucking concession, if you’d prefer to stay home alone by all means do and don’t lie to me.