Guys I bought my second pokemon deck

It’s united wings

Whomst

“Proship don’t interact”

Dude your fave ship’s first act upon meeting is to break each other’s bones, and the last one is to bleed into each other’s mouth. What the fuck do you think that qualifies as?

The local dog park has a WhatsApp group and the FoMo is hitting hard

I’m firmly convinced my parents should not have had children. Not in a “I wish I was not born” way. Here I am and nothing will change that. Just in a “there were no outcomes where it could have ended well”

I’m not sure if I would classify Gideon as an enemy to lovers, but it honestly does a better job than most stories with that tag