(She’s away for work reasons)

(I miss her so much)

This is true for every ship btw, not just old men yaoi. Give me a 40+ heroine and I’m yours

I have not retained much affection for the series Shades of Magic by V. E. Schwab but my god. My god, Holland. What a character. I wish I had ten more like him.

I’ve been asked what my top five ships are. This devastated me, not bc I have too much but because I do not know.

In part I think it’s bc they don’t last that much, or they don’t even get to the point of burning. In part i think it’s because I multiship often and without any issue

I tend to attach myself more to characters than to ships. Which means that, for instance, I’m happy to see my beautiful baby sugimoto saichi railef by almost any character as long as it’s him getting railed.

BUT

I think I was able to select my top five, absolutely not in order

Today I discovered you can always learn something new about yourself

The rooster at the moment counts the following names, which I won’t write in full (if you know you know): gyjo, griddlehark, vetvimes, charmuro, air conditioning (and it’s a/c and not Ineffable Husbands for a reason)

And a part of me says: oh my, no gk ships? while clutching its pearls. But the fucking dumpster fire is prolly on sixth place