My misery, for all to see:

My girlfriend texts me “I listened to a random ep of the Magnus archives. It was the one about the Piper? Most GK episode ever lol.”

So now I’m obviously relistening to it. And rethinking about my headcanon regarding a crossover, obviously.

I then read a comment that says “if you liked this episode you should read X book” which I am OBVIOUSLY CURRENTLY DOWNLOADING PLS KILL M-

The book is getting better

Also nonbinary pg apparently confirmed

My boy is being shipped away with a handful of men to a plac that’s “apparently manageable to hold even with a smaller force”.

Yeah sure Jan. He’s even had shower sex with his wife, come on

Really Big Need to Yap today

I dread few things more than when i'm at work and they ask me "ok but what are your favourites? What would you read?" and I'm like my child you read a sign of affection and The Guy She Was Interested in Wasn't a Guy at All I am NOT recommending you golden kamuy or MADK

and then I recommend Magilumiere and they look bored LISTEN I HAVE INFINITELY SUPERIOR TASTES AND I SWEAR TO GOD MAGILUMIER IS GOOD AND NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT

I wish more people would read feast for a king because when I cuddle my dog and say to him with all the love in the world “you are a big useless furry red worm, yes you are, should’ve called you Aeschylus” I’d like for people to understand why I’m right

I choose to see this as echolalia btw

They’re cute and shit but this is 100% ren’s neurodivergent ass

Oh look

Hyper-specific AU I like a lot and apply (almost) indiscriminately to every thing I love:

Pacific Rim
The Magnus Archives
The Stormlight Archive/knight radiant

LOOK AT THIS LOOK AT THEM LOOK LOOK LOOK I LEGIT STOOD UP IT’S REAL

If you’re wondering (nobody is)