Is owning a corgi really like being in a cult?

Do you ever just go

“gideon the ninth, first flower of my house, you are the greatest cavalier we have ever produced. you are our triumph. the best of all of us.”

And then need to sit down?

Mine was “I want to chomp down on it like a dog with a bone” but same hat

A friend told me “you should get a fiat qubo and become the local equivalent of the u-haul lesbian friend” and now I know what I want to be when I grow up

Wake up the Locus 2024 recommended reading list just dropped

Oh god the new Saint of Steel covers are atrocious

Brainrot of the day: the 7th Division from GK and the Ins-and-Outs from monstrous regiment are the very opposite ends of the same spectrum

You can’t fabricate brainrot like this. You have to nurture it and let it ferment like sourdough yeast.