Vetinari’s such a sassy shit istg

shoutout to my gf that when I told her "maybe i should go back on keto" looked at me with real pain and fear in her eyes, DID NOT run away and instead told me "do you think it would be the best choice?"
(it would not)

Imagine me with clownvision glasses

*stares tiringly into the camera*

I’ve been liking the same old shit for twenty years now

Who else, I wonder. Who else has a dog metaphor going on in the books. Geez, who could it be.

Fellas is it gay to let yourself be poisoned night after night so your policeman can have fun hunting down who did it? Is this enough of an act of love?

Yeah so we really did fuck it up BIG this time Italy, uh?

I never, never wish bad things to happen to anyone because that simply won’t do. But I must admit that this morning I quite did, seeing the posts from fratelli d’Italia.

The last gquuux ep for me made me remember the old adage:

I support women’s right and women’s WRONGS

Kycilia Zabi using a dental dam was not on my 2025 bingo card

I never lie you know

How it started

How it’s going

Where it will go (he’s so cooked)

Honoka paired with Quattro anch Chika with Camille but of course OF COURSE

This post came personally into my home to beat me up