I think I want to tattoo this on myself

Me but it’s not Taco Bell it’s the A4 highway

Ooooh that explains what my 5th grade catechism teacher was doing

Nobody tells you everything is so fucking sweet in Japan.
“Oh Japan has no really a dessert culture, we do not really have sweets” because everything is already so sweet.
Rice? Sweet. Coffee? Sweet. Soy sauce? Sweet. Salted dried plums? Sometimes sweet. Fried tofu pouches? For some reason, sweet.

This rant is granted to you by trying to buy the foulest black coffee I can find and getting it wrong every time

Would this be the right moment to mention there is an excellent GK set in Italy where Tsukishima’s name is Sergio and when I read that I did a double take?
No because there is never a right time