One of the perks of my new job is that every time I have to go to the office I can see the lake

It never fails to crack me that a coworker married a German guy. She got to choose the country where they lived, and he got to choose where in that country. He chose one of the most stereotypical locations you can associate with German tourists.

He was right, tho, this place is gorgeous

And what about if you work from home

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Ah yes the two genders

I started referring to anything that has an element of random ness in them as a gacha.
I buy a crate of vegetables from the farmer and he gets to pick Which ones get in it? That’s the veggie gacha
I put my music on shuffle? That’s the song gacha
I buy a box on too good to go? That’s the leftovers gacha

I dream of buying 3+ different kinds of toothpaste tablets and mix them up in a jar so i can have my customized toothpaste gacha

What the perennial search for a single dopamine molecole does to a mf uh

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