To all the nonbinary friends: i can almost hear you

you know any hyperspecific meme o joke that makes you laugh? Niche anwers only.

I’ll start: chicken math makes me crack up every time

Chicken math is used by poultry enjoyers when you end up with more birds that you planned for. You went out to buy three chickens and came back with five. You wanted five but now you have ten new hens. You start with I’ll buy a chick and next you are incubating two dozen unknown eggs.

Did you mean… like in Golden Kamuy?

this won the Nebula for best Novelette this year, very glad it did

🥗If You Find Yourself Speaking to God, Address God with the Informal You🥗
by John Chu

🏳️‍🌈rep: mlm, aspec MCs

This was a fantastic read. I miss going to the gym.

https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/if-you-find-yourself-speaking-to-god-address-god-with-the-informal-you/

and this won best short story

🐰 Rabbit Test 🐰
by Samantha Mills

this is a story about abortion and about the history of abortion

it reminded me why i read short stories in the first place

a punch to the guts. heed the warnings

https://www.uncannymagazine.com/article/rabbit-test/

Calling for help: how do i link a source to an image?

I’ve seen it done and i think it’s very neat

tedpaint on tumblr

They should sell the adrenaline that makes you clean your house in a frenzy while you are waiting for a friend after you haven’t cleaned all week as a drug

It’s terrifying but I am unstoppable