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[NSFW] The Devil in Red: A Tale of Horror, Lust, and Revenge
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You know, there were cases in Lahore where people would only find the skin of people in private rooms, like hotel rooms or airbnbs.
Just skin...
I mean the complete skin of a whole person without any organs or skeletomuscular substance... Just an empty bag of skin... with a bunch of holes where orifices used to be...
Sounds creepy AF right?
Just wait till you hear the rest of the story...
So, me and a friend of mine, we heard about it from a friend of ours in the police department. And crazy as we were back in the day, we decided to investigate the whole thing.
It was a dark and stormy night. Roars of thunder outside my window were followed by flashes of lightning that lit up the bulletin board covered with all the evidence we had gathered.
Sheeda (my friend) looked like a lunatic, trying his hardest to make sense of the senseless.
Senseless had been the word that had sprung into my mind when I had first heard about the crime. It defied all meaning, all purpose. It went beyond all categories that humankind has defined to feel safe amidst the chaos that is part and parcel of the very fabric of existence.
And then, the lightning struck again, less than a hundred meter away this time.
"FUCK!" Sheeda was shooketh.
A lightbulb lit up above my head. "Wait... Say that again."
"That again."
"Ha! Fuck off. And listen."
Sheeda looked confused. "How am I supposed to listen after fucking off? Cuz that implies moving away from the-"
"Man, shut the fuck up. And listen... You yelling "FUCK!" made me realize what all those crime scenes have in common. Y'know, the hotel rooms, the airbnbs, the dark alleys."
Sheeda's eyes lit up. "People go there to fuck!"
"Exactly." I smiled. "So maybe it's a jealous incel serial killer targeting people who are fucking... because he ain't getting any. Or maybe it's a molvi. Same thing really."
"Nah, it's too simple." Sheeda shook his head. "That doesn't explain the missing organs and bones and flesh and everything except the skin. Who could do that?"
"A surgeon maybe? Or a butcher? I don't know..."
"No one..." He said in a low voice. "That's the answer. No one can do that. No man, at least."
"So, you think it's a woman?"
"No, dumbass. It's paranormal, is what it is. Some freaky ass supernatural shit."
I squinted my eyes. "Right... I see..."
We argued for a while, and somehow, he convinced me that we were dealing with a succubus.
"A succubus," Sheeda Jee proclaimed, "is a demon that assumes the physical form of a beautiful woman. She seduces men and feeds on their life force."
Not long after, we were roaming the streets of Lahore, me driving, Sheeda in the passenger seat with an EMP meter he had ordered from Daraz. "Supernatural entities emit certain magnetic frequencies which this meter can pick up," he explained.
It was around 2 a.m. when we spotted a woman in a red dress walking along the side of the road, her face barely visible from the distance.
She was alone. Her dress was long, and flowy, moving swiftly with the wind like a shaapar in aandhi.
As she got closer, Sheeda jee threw the EMP meter in the backseat, licked his lips, and said, "Fuck the mission, I want her."
I followed his eyes, and saw that the woman was wearing capri trousers, and sandals with such thin straps that I first thought she was walking barefoot on the road, her half-bare shins shining in the car's headlights.
Typical Sheeda, I sighed.
I pulled the car over, knowing full well that no force in the universe could come between Sheeda's horniness and a woman with pretty shins. When Sheeda was horny, he was horrrnayyy.
He stuck his neck out the car window. "Hello there, beautiful!"
The woman, as we had guessed correctly, was a prostitute.
So we picked her up, put a rope around her, put her in the trunk of our ca-...
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You know, there were cases in Lahore where people would only find the skin of people in private rooms, like hotel rooms or airbnbs.
Just skin...
I mean the complete skin of a whole person without any organs or skeletomuscular substance... Just an empty bag of skin... with a bunch of holes where orifices used to be...
Sounds creepy AF right?
Just wait till you hear the rest of the story...
So, me and a friend of mine, we heard about it from a friend of ours in the police department. And crazy as we were back in the day, we decided to investigate the whole thing.
It was a dark and stormy night. Roars of thunder outside my window were followed by flashes of lightning that lit up the bulletin board covered with all the evidence we had gathered.
Sheeda (my friend) looked like a lunatic, trying his hardest to make sense of the senseless.
Senseless had been the word that had sprung into my mind when I had first heard about the crime. It defied all meaning, all purpose. It went beyond all categories that humankind has defined to feel safe amidst the chaos that is part and parcel of the very fabric of existence.
And then, the lightning struck again, less than a hundred meter away this time.
"FUCK!" Sheeda was shooketh.
A lightbulb lit up above my head. "Wait... Say that again."
"That again."
"Ha! Fuck off. And listen."
Sheeda looked confused. "How am I supposed to listen after fucking off? Cuz that implies moving away from the-"
"Man, shut the fuck up. And listen... You yelling "FUCK!" made me realize what all those crime scenes have in common. Y'know, the hotel rooms, the airbnbs, the dark alleys."
Sheeda's eyes lit up. "People go there to fuck!"
"Exactly." I smiled. "So maybe it's a jealous incel serial killer targeting people who are fucking... because he ain't getting any. Or maybe it's a molvi. Same thing really."
"Nah, it's too simple." Sheeda shook his head. "That doesn't explain the missing organs and bones and flesh and everything except the skin. Who could do that?"
"A surgeon maybe? Or a butcher? I don't know..."
"No one..." He said in a low voice. "That's the answer. No one can do that. No man, at least."
"So, you think it's a woman?"
"No, dumbass. It's paranormal, is what it is. Some freaky ass supernatural shit."
I squinted my eyes. "Right... I see..."
We argued for a while, and somehow, he convinced me that we were dealing with a succubus.
"A succubus," Sheeda Jee proclaimed, "is a demon that assumes the physical form of a beautiful woman. She seduces men and feeds on their life force."
Not long after, we were roaming the streets of Lahore, me driving, Sheeda in the passenger seat with an EMP meter he had ordered from Daraz. "Supernatural entities emit certain magnetic frequencies which this meter can pick up," he explained.
It was around 2 a.m. when we spotted a woman in a red dress walking along the side of the road, her face barely visible from the distance.
She was alone. Her dress was long, and flowy, moving swiftly with the wind like a shaapar in aandhi.
As she got closer, Sheeda jee threw the EMP meter in the backseat, licked his lips, and said, "Fuck the mission, I want her."
I followed his eyes, and saw that the woman was wearing capri trousers, and sandals with such thin straps that I first thought she was walking barefoot on the road, her half-bare shins shining in the car's headlights.
Typical Sheeda, I sighed.
I pulled the car over, knowing full well that no force in the universe could come between Sheeda's horniness and a woman with pretty shins. When Sheeda was horny, he was horrrnayyy.
He stuck his neck out the car window. "Hello there, beautiful!"
The woman, as we had guessed correctly, was a prostitute.
So we picked her up, put a rope around her, put her in the trunk of our ca-...
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When you're Abdool with a brain, you construct a house without encroaching government land instead of thinking of new ways of blowing up people up.
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Also hoist tricolour over it so people think it's not Abdool.
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Also hoist tricolour over it so people think it's not Abdool.
Is this sub for virgins
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Jab dimag ki behen chude toh uss situation mein kya kia jaye 🤗
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Kal se dimag thik ni hora 🤗 hope this is the correct subreddit
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Kal se dimag thik ni hora 🤗 hope this is the correct subreddit
Jab dimag ki behen chude toh uss situation mein kya kia jaye 🤗
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Its a reel in which an interviewer asks a girl how she rates a guy. She says, "arey ye kyaaaa hai, iski to body bhi kuch nhi" and giggles. The one I saw had messi at the bottom of the frame.
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Its a reel in which an interviewer asks a girl how she rates a guy. She says, "arey ye kyaaaa hai, iski to body bhi kuch nhi" and giggles. The one I saw had messi at the bottom of the frame.
Need help finding a reel meme
Its a reel in which an interviewer asks a girl how she rates a guy. She says, "arey ye kyaaaa hai, iski to body bhi kuch nhi" and giggles. The one I saw had messi at the bottom of the frame.
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Its a reel in which an interviewer asks a girl how she rates a guy. She says, "arey ye kyaaaa hai, iski to body bhi kuch nhi" and giggles. The one I saw had messi at the bottom of the frame.
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Chai wala 😚chuski ki
How it sounds if I've startup
Nandu chai
"Aandu pakode,bread thode
Chai ke 10 rupee
Nhi Pini toh nikal lowde"
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How it sounds if I've startup
Nandu chai
"Aandu pakode,bread thode
Chai ke 10 rupee
Nhi Pini toh nikal lowde"
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Chai wala 😚chuski ki
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How it sounds if I've startup
Nandu chai
"Aandu pakode,bread thode
Chai ke 10 rupee
Nhi Pini toh nikal lowde"
India: United We Stand (Reddit)
How it sounds if I've startup
Nandu chai
"Aandu pakode,bread thode
Chai ke 10 rupee
Nhi Pini toh nikal lowde"
I know you missed me
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Saalo ne dalaal smjha hai😭😭
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