uncle aur anda

arre bhenchod gym jara tha to upar building se koi anda peka and ek uncle baju se gaya mujhe aur mere dost ko dekh ke bolta h "shit" to mera dost kuch to bola usko aur uncle ne kuch to reply diya.

wo reply mei suna "C matlab?"

baat h ki wo anda C wing ke ghar se gira jidhar mera dost rehta h.
Mei uncle ko Boldiya C matlab chutya and uncle literally FLABBERGASTED and went away.

btw ye mei complete serious tone mei bola thinking uncle is thinking like me but fir mera dost bolta h tu pagal h ky wo kuch aur bola and fir hum dono paglo ki tarah iss baat pe haste rahe.



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Playing with police

Playing with dolphin police and wardens

Most of the people just try to avoid police wala or warden or dolphin but if u see this by this methodJust let them do their shit...if u have nothing , then be a chill guy....sing a song , eat a biscuit , offer it to them too.mmmand then look at their faces when they cant blsme you anything, i do it on purpose and let them stop me...i put the neck warmer on face so only eyes are visible...and then if there are police walay near me...gear down bike slow..and give stares...they stop me....shahruk khan wala pose maar k i let them have my talashi.....once rizzed up a girl by doing this..give them ID card , bike ka card , whatever they want. , and occasionally eat a biscuit while dancing on a ong in my headphone..and they be like " ye pagal wagal hai"...and they let me go....My life has got better since i started doing this

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Chowkidar ab deshdrohi hai
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Today Meetup: Lodhi Garden Baithak

**When**: Sunday, Feb 2

**Time:** 11 AM Onwards

**Where**: Lodhi Garden

# The Plan:

* **Bring Your Own Vibes:** Pack your favorite food, snacks, and drinks. Don’t forget picnic mats if you’ve got one!
* **Games & Fun:** We’ll have UNO, playing cards, and other classics. Got a fun game? Bring it along!
* **Pokémon Go:** For the Pokémon trainers among us, Lodhi Garden is loaded with Pokéstops and Gyms—let’s catch 'em all!
* **Photo Walk:** Lodhi Garden offers a beautiful backdrop if you love photography or want cool Insta shots.

# Important Notes:

* Transportation: You’re responsible for your ride to and from the venue
* Behavior: Let’s keep it friendly and fun—this is a casual, no-stress meetup!
* Nearest Metro Stations: Jor Bagh, JLN Stadium, Khan Market, Lok Kalyan Marg

Ready to raise hell and own the day? Let’s make it unforgettable!

**Location Link:** [https://maps.app.goo.gl/PCwSQCFaKNgBAixG6](https://maps.app.goo.gl/PCwSQCFaKNgBAixG6)

**Group Link:** [https://chat.whatsapp.com/EaRdrxz53UMGeSN4tw6wuj](https://chat.whatsapp.com/EaRdrxz53UMGeSN4tw6wuj)

**RSVP Link:** [https://forms.gle/t7Q2ByLZL1ypDAkA9](https://forms.gle/t7Q2ByLZL1ypDAkA9)

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Intel x86 Lithography

https://newsroom.intel.com/intel-foundry/intel-18a-process-technology-simply-explained?cid=em&source=elo&campid=smggmo_WW_gmocoma_EMPR_EN_2025_01-30-18A-Explained_C-MKA-44688_T-MKA-44833&content=smggmo_WW_gmocoma_EMPR_EN_2025_01-30-18A-Explained_C-MKA-44688_T-MKA-44833&elq_cid=19615066&em_id=107906&elqrid=93972e799bcd47f0a01067481d0c1c0d&elqcampid=65774&erpm_id=14314791

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Guys today a person(spam) called on my sister phone and talked with her in a very wrong way!!

I have already complained on cyber cell and cussed him a lot on phone but I am still not satisfied I request you all if you are free to please call him and maa chod do saale ki
Phone number : 9266968623

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In Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Tina never wanted Rahul and Anjali to be together, but Anjali took her revenge
https://youtu.be/uA8BrVs2oPs

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Let's crack GSoC in 8mins now
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Men rights

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I Just Randomly Found This Song and Now I Can't Get It Out of My Head

I was browsing through YouTube the day before yesterday, and I stumbled upon this song that completely took me by surprise. I wasn't even looking for it, but it just popped up in my recommendations, and I decided to give it a listen. Let me tell you, it was one of those moments where you hit play, and suddenly the world around you fades away. The song is called "Main Tujhe Chaahunga Ab Bhi" and it's by this channel called NoBandStudio. I don't know much about them, but this song... man, it's something else. The lyrics are so simple and the melody is just perfect. It's like the song was written just for you, you know?Here are a few lines that really got to me:

"Teri aankhon mein hai roshni, Har sapna poora tu hi sahi"
"Main tujhe chaahunga ab bhi, Door ho chahe jo bhi"

https://www.youtube.com/@NoBandStudio

And not only this specific song, I got my free time and listen most of their song, and just blown, Although it still had only IG 5-6 subscribers, I still don't understand, why the industry is not able to create this level of music. But you know what, I believe these type of small and creative bands are the one who still kept the music industry still alive.

I don't want to say too much because I think you should experience it for yourself. But trust me, if you're in the mood for something that will make you feel all the feels, give this song a listen. You might just find yourself hooked, too. Let me know if you give it a listen and what you think.

https://reddit.com/link/1ihfmyu/video/kem97lovy3he1/player



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Classic till now

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Buddh said Ganga Snan is useless. Gorakhnath said Ganga Snan is useless. Both would be cursing these two- Mahant of Gorakhnath Peeth & Bauddh Naresh!!!
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illegal immigrants 🤢

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This concerning Reddit is banning Porn subs we literally witnessing a purge. A genocide is happening we are helpless.
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Illegal Indian migrants before being deported:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg

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hey!

hello guys.

my name is Sam. I’m 19. from mumbai. I’m a hairdresser currently training. And as a trainee i give free haircuts. so if you are interested then you can dm me or add up a comment. i will also share some of my works. also i really need to complete 15 makeovers by this April (i’ve been given a target). So it would be great help if you’re interested.

Thank You.

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Is reddit fine ?
https://redd.it/1ijb3r4
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Singham Again - Tried to make it funny
https://youtu.be/twpiAys_q84

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Largest Oldest party reduced to rubbles
https://redd.it/1ikjho5
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BJP Smackdown show 😂

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The Greater Indian Union: A Geopolitical Thriller (2026-2035)



By the early 2030s, the world had changed beyond recognition. The old post-WW2 order, where borders were sacred and territorial conquest was taboo, was dead. The Western powers had lost their grip on global affairs, distracted by their own internal struggles. China, once India’s great rival, was facing economic stagnation and political turmoil. And India?

India was rising.

Led first by Narendra Modi and later by his successor, Yogi Adityanath, the Indian state had grown into a ruthless, strategic, and unapologetic power, determined to reclaim what it saw as its rightful sphere of influence. From the Himalayas to the Indian Ocean, the Indian Tricolor was being hoisted over lands that had once been lost to history.

This is the story of how it happened.

Chapter 1: The Year of Chaos (2026-2028)

Narendra Modi’s Final Years & The Rise of Yogi Adityanath

The 2026 Indian general elections were a landslide victory for the BJP, but at age 76, Narendra Modi was preparing to step aside. His chosen successor? Yogi Adityanath, the firebrand Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh.

With the RSS and the BJP behind him, Yogi Adityanath took office in 2027, promising a new era of Indian resurgence. His vision was clear—India would no longer be a passive observer in South Asia. It would be the undisputed master of its region.

To the north, China’s economy was slowing, and internal unrest in Tibet and Xinjiang had begun to spread.
To the west, Pakistan was weakened by economic collapse and military infighting.
To the east, Bangladesh was grappling with refugee crises, Islamist insurgencies, and climate disasters.

It was time for India to act.

Chapter 2: The Fall of Nepal (2029 – “Operation Parvat Shakti”)

For decades, Nepal had been a fragile democracy, torn between pro-Indian and pro-Chinese factions. In 2029, the country descended into chaos, triggered by a scandal involving Prime Minister Gagan Thapa, whose government was accused of accepting Chinese bribes.

Mass protests erupted. The Nepalese Army, divided between India-leaning and China-leaning officers, collapsed into infighting.

On April 5, 2029, a mysterious “Maoist rebellion” flared up in the western districts. RAW (India’s intelligence agency) had covertly trained and armed the rebels. Nepal’s President Bidhya Devi Bhandari, desperate to avoid a civil war, officially requested Indian military assistance.

Within 48 hours, the Indian Army launched Operation Parvat Shakti (Mountain Power)—a rapid military deployment across Nepal.
• Indian paratroopers landed in Kathmandu, securing key government buildings.
• The Nepalese military, fragmented and leaderless, offered little resistance.
• The People’s Liberation Army of China issued protests, but Beijing—bogged down with its own internal unrest—did not intervene.

On August 15, 2029, Nepal officially became part of the Indian Union, merged with Bhutan as “Himraj Pradesh.” The Indian flag was raised in Kathmandu and Thimphu. The first piece of the puzzle had fallen into place.

Chapter 3: The Maldives Gambit (2030 – “Operation Samudra Bandhan”)

By 2030, the Maldives had become a playground for geopolitical intrigue. A pro-China president, Mohamed Muizzu, had taken power, signing military deals with Beijing and allowing Chinese naval vessels to dock in Malé. India could not allow this.

RAW agents infiltrated Maldivian political circles, funding a rival faction within the military. In February 2030, a coup attempt (real or staged) against Muizzu triggered a constitutional crisis.

Citing “the need for stability,” the Maldivian Parliament (Majlis) voted to dissolve itself and request Indian protection.

On March 10, 2030, Indian forces landed in Malé.
• Naval blockades prevented Chinese interference.
• Indian Marines secured the government buildings, installing a pro-India interim government.
• A tightly controlled referendum followed, showing 82% support for union with India.

The Maldives was absorbed as a Union Territory. Another domino had fallen.

Chapter 4: