The Siege of Sri Lanka (2031 – “Operation Varuna Setu”)
By 2031, Sri Lanka was a failing state. Years of economic collapse had made its leaders desperate.
• President Namal Rajapaksa (son of Mahinda Rajapaksa) was deeply unpopular, accused of corruption.
• Tamil nationalists, funded by India, had begun an insurgency in Jaffna and Trincomalee.
• The economy was in freefall, forcing Sri Lanka to accept crippling Indian loans.
On July 18, 2031, an “anti-government uprising” erupted in Colombo.
• Sri Lankan army units mutinied.
• Tamil separatists declared independence.
• President Rajapaksa fled to Singapore.
The Sri Lankan Parliament “voted” to invite India to restore order.
On July 20, 2031, Indian paratroopers landed in Colombo.
Within 72 hours, Sri Lanka ceased to exist as an independent nation.
• Tamil-majority areas were integrated into Tamil Nadu.
• The Sinhala-majority south became the “Dakshina Lanka Autonomous Region.”
Chapter 5: The Fall of Pakistan-Occupied Kashmir (2032 – “Operation Shakti Vajra”)
By 2032, Pakistan was on the verge of collapse. Its economy was bankrupt. Its military was divided.
Taking advantage of widespread protests in PoK against Pakistani rule, India launched a lightning-fast military operation.
On October 2, 2032, the Indian Air Force bombed key Pakistani military installations in PoK.
By October 10, 2032, Indian forces had retaken Gilgit-Baltistan and Muzaffarabad.
Pakistan threatened nuclear retaliation, but internal chaos prevented any serious response.
Chapter 6: The Greater Indian Union (2035 – Yogi Adityanath’s Final Move)
By 2035, the Indian map had changed forever.
New Borders of India:
• Himraj Pradesh (Nepal + Bhutan) – Absorbed in 2029
• Dakshina Lanka Autonomous Region (Sri Lanka) – Absorbed in 2031
• Maldives Union Territory – Absorbed in 2030
• Pakistan-Occupied Kashmir – Liberated in 2032
At India’s Republic Day parade in 2035, Prime Minister Yogi Adityanath addressed the nation.
“For centuries, our enemies sought to divide us. Today, we are whole again. The Indian Ocean belongs to India. The Himalayas belong to India. And no power on Earth can challenge our destiny.”
The Greater Indian Union was now a reality.
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(This is a first draft skeleton that I got ChatGPT to spit out. If someone wrote a novel with a storyline like this I would pay good money to read it lol)
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By 2031, Sri Lanka was a failing state. Years of economic collapse had made its leaders desperate.
• President Namal Rajapaksa (son of Mahinda Rajapaksa) was deeply unpopular, accused of corruption.
• Tamil nationalists, funded by India, had begun an insurgency in Jaffna and Trincomalee.
• The economy was in freefall, forcing Sri Lanka to accept crippling Indian loans.
On July 18, 2031, an “anti-government uprising” erupted in Colombo.
• Sri Lankan army units mutinied.
• Tamil separatists declared independence.
• President Rajapaksa fled to Singapore.
The Sri Lankan Parliament “voted” to invite India to restore order.
On July 20, 2031, Indian paratroopers landed in Colombo.
Within 72 hours, Sri Lanka ceased to exist as an independent nation.
• Tamil-majority areas were integrated into Tamil Nadu.
• The Sinhala-majority south became the “Dakshina Lanka Autonomous Region.”
Chapter 5: The Fall of Pakistan-Occupied Kashmir (2032 – “Operation Shakti Vajra”)
By 2032, Pakistan was on the verge of collapse. Its economy was bankrupt. Its military was divided.
Taking advantage of widespread protests in PoK against Pakistani rule, India launched a lightning-fast military operation.
On October 2, 2032, the Indian Air Force bombed key Pakistani military installations in PoK.
By October 10, 2032, Indian forces had retaken Gilgit-Baltistan and Muzaffarabad.
Pakistan threatened nuclear retaliation, but internal chaos prevented any serious response.
Chapter 6: The Greater Indian Union (2035 – Yogi Adityanath’s Final Move)
By 2035, the Indian map had changed forever.
New Borders of India:
• Himraj Pradesh (Nepal + Bhutan) – Absorbed in 2029
• Dakshina Lanka Autonomous Region (Sri Lanka) – Absorbed in 2031
• Maldives Union Territory – Absorbed in 2030
• Pakistan-Occupied Kashmir – Liberated in 2032
At India’s Republic Day parade in 2035, Prime Minister Yogi Adityanath addressed the nation.
“For centuries, our enemies sought to divide us. Today, we are whole again. The Indian Ocean belongs to India. The Himalayas belong to India. And no power on Earth can challenge our destiny.”
The Greater Indian Union was now a reality.
----------------
(This is a first draft skeleton that I got ChatGPT to spit out. If someone wrote a novel with a storyline like this I would pay good money to read it lol)
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Meanwhile as per central govt, all people clearing IIT, medical etc are millionaires so they keep cutting funding to higher education institutes and keep hiking fees to new levels every year
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Who built Bengaluru?
Saar I am pajeet: North Indian's built Bengaluru Brick by Brick 🧱🧱🧱
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Saar I am pajeet: North Indian's built Bengaluru Brick by Brick 🧱🧱🧱
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Unsubscribed Samay and cancelled Rs. 59 membership. I have sacrificed my monthly dose of laughter for the future of India. I love my country.🫡🇮🇳
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Humayun’s Tomb Baithak – 16/02/2025
Hey everyone! Our next baithak is happening at Humayun’s Tomb – a mix of history, chill vibes, and Pokémon GO fun!
Date: 16th Feb 2025
Time: 11 AM onwards (for sure this time!)
Entry Ticket: ₹35 online or ₹40 at the counter
Book online here: https://asi.payumoney.com/quick/hub
RSVP here: https://forms.gle/2DFWpPUc3kj8LdPcA
WhatsApp group link: https://chat.whatsapp.com/KkoWYiejQ8LI2ve4KkvSUc
What’s the plan?
Explore the stunning gardens & courtyards
Pokémon GO – Catch‘em all & battle at Gyms
Chill with card games & good company
Stay till 2 PM (Max 3 PM), then head for lunch
Important Notes:
Carry your own water bottles—no water supply inside!
You’re responsible for your own behavior.
Let’s make it a fun & relaxed day! See you there!
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Hey everyone! Our next baithak is happening at Humayun’s Tomb – a mix of history, chill vibes, and Pokémon GO fun!
Date: 16th Feb 2025
Time: 11 AM onwards (for sure this time!)
Entry Ticket: ₹35 online or ₹40 at the counter
Book online here: https://asi.payumoney.com/quick/hub
RSVP here: https://forms.gle/2DFWpPUc3kj8LdPcA
WhatsApp group link: https://chat.whatsapp.com/KkoWYiejQ8LI2ve4KkvSUc
What’s the plan?
Explore the stunning gardens & courtyards
Pokémon GO – Catch‘em all & battle at Gyms
Chill with card games & good company
Stay till 2 PM (Max 3 PM), then head for lunch
Important Notes:
Carry your own water bottles—no water supply inside!
You’re responsible for your own behavior.
Let’s make it a fun & relaxed day! See you there!
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Date: 16th Feb, 2025
Timings: 11 AM to 3 PM
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/2BmsFtgs51WWq9KU6
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Calls to encounter Ranveer Allahbadia. We are witnessing the 'Hindu version of Sharia Law'
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Ranveer Allahabadia Changes Name to 'Ranveer Prayagrajia' to Appease BJP, Dodge Investigation
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Humayun’s Tomb Baithak – 16/02/2025
Hey everyone! Our next baithak is happening at Humayun’s Tomb – a mix of history, chill vibes, and Pokémon GO fun!
Date: 16th Feb 2025
Time: 11 AM onwards (for sure this time!)
Entry Ticket: ₹35 online or ₹40 at the counter
Book online here: https://asi.payumoney.com/quick/hub
RSVP here: https://forms.gle/2DFWpPUc3kj8LdPcA
WhatsApp group link: https://chat.whatsapp.com/KkoWYiejQ8LI2ve4KkvSUc
What’s the plan?
Explore the stunning gardens & courtyards
Pokémon GO – Catch‘em all & battle at Gyms
Chill with card games & good company
Stay till 2 PM (Max 3 PM), then head for lunch
Important Notes:
Carry your own water bottles—no water supply inside!
You’re responsible for your own behavior.
Let’s make it a fun & relaxed day! See you there!
https://redd.it/1ipdcwr
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Hey everyone! Our next baithak is happening at Humayun’s Tomb – a mix of history, chill vibes, and Pokémon GO fun!
Date: 16th Feb 2025
Time: 11 AM onwards (for sure this time!)
Entry Ticket: ₹35 online or ₹40 at the counter
Book online here: https://asi.payumoney.com/quick/hub
RSVP here: https://forms.gle/2DFWpPUc3kj8LdPcA
WhatsApp group link: https://chat.whatsapp.com/KkoWYiejQ8LI2ve4KkvSUc
What’s the plan?
Explore the stunning gardens & courtyards
Pokémon GO – Catch‘em all & battle at Gyms
Chill with card games & good company
Stay till 2 PM (Max 3 PM), then head for lunch
Important Notes:
Carry your own water bottles—no water supply inside!
You’re responsible for your own behavior.
Let’s make it a fun & relaxed day! See you there!
https://redd.it/1ipdcwr
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Google Docs
Event RSVP - Humayun Tomb
Date: 16th Feb, 2025
Timings: 11 AM to 3 PM
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/2BmsFtgs51WWq9KU6
Timings: 11 AM to 3 PM
Location: https://maps.app.goo.gl/2BmsFtgs51WWq9KU6