Girls be like past doesn't matter. I mean yeah but your body count do.



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I mean..
https://redd.it/1jfji27
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Meri crush ki baat

Yaar, meri crush—let’s call her Neha—mere college ki ladki hai, aur uska jism ekdum patakha hai. Lambe baal, tight jeans mein chalti hai toh dil thham jata hai, aur uski smile toh seedha dil pe waar karti hai. Main uske peeche pichhle 6 mahine se pagal hoon, par bolne ki himmat nahi hui. Par ek din kuch aisa hua ki ab main confuse hoon aur thoda excited bhi.
Hua yeh ki college ke baad ek din main library mein baitha tha, aur woh achanak wahan aa gayi. Usne mujhe dekha aur bola, "Tu yahan kya kar raha hai?" Maine thodi sharamate hue bola, "Bas thodi padhai." Woh mere paas baith gayi—yaar, uski perfume ki khushboo se mera dimaag hil gaya. Fir baat karte-karte usne apna phone nikala aur mujhe ek meme dikhaya. Uske haath ka brush mere haath se hua, aur ek second ke liye meri saans ruk gayi.
Fir woh boli, "Chal, late ho raha hai, saath chalte hai." Hum dono college ke gate tak gaye, aur raaste mein uska dupatta thoda sa sark gaya—uski kamar dikh gayi, aur main toh bas dekhta reh gaya. Woh hasi aur boli, "Kya dekh raha hai, tharki?" Maine jaldi se nazar hata li, par dil mein aag lag gayi. Raat ko uska message aaya, "Aaj maza aaya, kabhi coffee pe chalein?" Ab main soch mein hoon—yeh flirt hai ya bas dost jaisa behave kar rahi hai? Tum log batao, ab kya karoon—coffee pe jaaun ya thodi aur wait karoon?


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New Delhi to be renamed Namo Delhi
https://redd.it/1jg23ne
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Disha Salian's father's lawyer reveals some shocking details related to Disha & Sushant's death
https://youtu.be/r6Ur0lxdWKo?si=W61QM90BrL7kCBn1

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Non Biological PM is afraid of Non Biological AI

https://redd.it/1jh2485
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Not a self made women.

https://redd.it/1jhpuv5
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I couldn't sleep yesterday, found something weird about "The Dirty picture" movie

Shitpost ahead:-

I couldn't sleep well yesterday till 5 am because of dirty picture movie.
So, i saw this movie "The dirty pictire" years ago but one thing keeps me awake most of the time, there's a dialogue where vidya balan says:-

"Filmein sirf 3 cheezo ke wajah se chalti hai ...

1.Entertainment
2.Entertainment,
3.Entertainment"

My question is why did they chose to say it 3 times, i mean i understand they wanted to make it as statement by saying multiple times but that's not the problem, why chose to say 3 times only, why not 2 times or 4 times or 5 times.

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Those good (oldish) movies and songs...What has happened to B'wood?

https://preview.redd.it/5v2lzyngbfqe1.png?width=554&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c5e403a377f148891159fa9362752142aea258b



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Reddit addicted

Right now me reddit se itna addict ho gya hu ki likes and views k liye kuch bhi krra hu yrrr bt nhi aa rahe

https://redd.it/1jikb8c
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Indian uncle got no chill 😂

https://redd.it/1jilejl
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⚽️ Join the Ghatkopar Football Community! 🏆

Hey everyone! 👋

We’ve already hosted two successful pickup football games in Ghatkopar 🥳, and we’re looking to grow the community even more! If you’re passionate about football (or just looking to get active), come join us!

👉 Details:
✅ Friendly games — all skill levels welcome!
✅ Casual, competitive, and fun environment
✅ Great way to meet new people and improve your game

💬 Join the WhatsApp group here: https://chat.whatsapp.com/CLeCdxWK1OtDseyP6Vz1Yd

Let’s build something big together! 🙌⚽

https://redd.it/1jinnnz
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Gaurav Gupta Bangalore

Selling two standup comedy tickets for Gaurav Gupta’s show on Saturday- March 29 at Mall of Asia,Bangalore @ 5pm.

VIP Early Bird (currently sold out on the website)

Bought it for 1300(including taxation and platform fees)
Willing to sell it at the same price

Price negotiable within reason!
DM if interested

https://redd.it/1jioprd
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It is ok not to agree with Kunal Kamra but this hooliganism is just not acceptable. Such things should concern you if not you are part of the larger problem. Same goes with harassing Muslims, Christians, interfaith and unmarried couples (My gf & I were harassed during X Mas by H*ndutva vigilants)

https://preview.redd.it/w7uda6nstmqe1.png?width=590&format=png&auto=webp&s=8056b81419d1125f56d9c6480a18d20302cea267

[https://x.com/DrJain21/status/1903990975716110639](https://x.com/DrJain21/status/1903990975716110639)

https://redd.it/1jiplep
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Tu nahi samjhega bro.
https://redd.it/1jisg3r
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I know her bro.😌
https://redd.it/1jitvx8
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Dadaji.. aap majboor the..main majdoor hoon
https://redd.it/1jmh74x
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Job Mila nahi.. AI ne pehle cheen li
https://redd.it/1jlycbp
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Ok guess this space in J&K
https://redd.it/1jlueb0
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