Turning our prey into tenders, nuggets, patties, tubes, powders, and chips is the ultimate apex predator flex.



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There will come a time when robots will commit crimes and will be stopped by police robots.



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We have all kicked a pregnant woman.



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You rarely notice your own growth, because you are the one standing on the ruler.



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"As American as apple pie," is pretty ironic given apples are not native to the Americas.



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If the nuclear bombs start flying, it might actually be those countries that never had any that end up surviving.



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With no side mirrors on a car it feels like something is missing, but if you focus on side mirrors a little longer, they feel like something extra.



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Since 2012 it's post-game.



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Considering that the brain treats social and emotional pain as being just as bad as physical pain, it’s weird that we don’t have an equivalent to “ouch” or “ow” for social distress.



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Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a hula hoop fill of salt, would it become a portable demon shield?



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People say they want peace, but what they often mean is winning without consequences.



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Shitting in a bush was normal for 100s of thousands of years and now it's largely frowned upon.



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We think AI is here to help us work, but we spend half our time doing free labor to train it.



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A good day is when your brain stops narrating problems and starts noticing small wins.



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All it takes is one family of girls to wipe out a last name forever.



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Luckily for Superman, it very easy for him to tell what is and isn't kryptonite due to it being a glowing green rock.



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If driverless cars become ubiquitous, there will have only been a handful of human generations who knew how to drive a car.



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With extra care and mild inconvenience, you could have kept your first poop uninterrupted for your whole life.



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One day, with how tall pickup trucks are getting, mechanic shops could have "lifts" that drop down into the floor.



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Even though Earth has 8 billion people, the world we built only really runs on about 4–6 billion being awake at once — humanity has never experienced all 8 billion people up and functioning at the same time.



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