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After putting 100 ish hours into Ultrakill,now whenever I play most games(especially with killable things) I always think "man,it'd be way cooler If I was playing as v1 right now"

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Why does soap only appear in missions before V2 appearances?

1-3: There is soap 1-4: V2 is here 4-3: There is soap 4-4: V2 is here 7-3: There is NO soap 7-4: V2 is NOT here Did V2 purposely leave it behind for V1? Does V2 think V1 is stinky? Or maybe she left it to help V1? Does V2 have an arm/weapon that dispenses soap? How can V1 even touch the soap if it kills on contact? Maybe the bubbles per second indicate the release date of fraud? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE???

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A sneak peak of my WIP animation

Yeah I don't even know what to say here :3

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The insignificant fuck has arrived

Yayayayayayayayayyayayayayy

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Happy Holidays [Gabv1el]

Do i tag this as lewd??? idk lol

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possibley useful tech

"1750% more +ultraricoshot on each coin, now thats value" i dont know if this has been discovered before me and i dont know the damage either also have fun naming it i guess

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I have a very weird confession about ULTRAKILL

This is so deeply embarrassing that I've never told a single person in my life. But I saw this post the other day, and for the first time ever, I didn't feel completely insane. So I'm just gonna rip the band-aid off.

My whole life, I've felt like I was "broken" when it came to this stuff. I'm asexual and aromantic. I don't look at people and feel that. Honestly, most porn makes me feel kinda sick. I figured my wiring was just... different, and that was that.

But then there's ULTRAKILL.

It sounds like a joke, I know. It sounds like a bad meme. It's not. It's the most confusing, shameful, and real thing I've ever dealt with.

I'm not talking about levels with Mirage. I'm talking about the pure, raw gameplay. A perfectly synced quadruple coin. A clean, tight parry where every punch lines up with the music. A smooth, flowing rocket ride with impossible-looking turns. Watching a really well-made, difficult prank gets me so... intensely, physically worked up that I can't control it. It's a direct, involuntary physical reaction. I've had to stop watching Gianni because of it. It’s that powerful, and that embarrassing.

After reading that other post, I fell down a rabbit hole trying to understand why. The closest thing I've found that makes sense is that it's not actually a fetish. A fetish is when you're attracted to something. I'm not attracted to ULTRAKILL. It's more like my brain completely misfires.

The satisfaction I get from watching perfect gameplay, the movement, the precision, the visual ASMR of it all, its so powerful that my brain seems to misinterpret that flood of "YES, THIS IS PERFECT" feeling as sexual arousal. My body just follows orders from the wrong signal. It's apparently a real, studied thing: a "misattribution of a non-sexual stimulus."

So... yeah. I'm the guy who has to take a cold shower after watching a good Cybergrind run. It feels pathetic to type out, but there it is. If there's anyone else out there who gets it, even a little... hi. You're not a monster. You're just wired in a really, really weird way.


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I cant be the only one seeing this

MAURICE!!!!

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found this photo on amazon

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Does this imply that whoever built and programmed V1 added a feature specifically to play Christmas music and say "Merry Christmas" in its menu during the holidays?

Btw merry crimmas, i hope you all get peak presents

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KITR's Ultrakill model in KITR's Memorial Museum

It was a lot easier setting up a VRChat account than I thought it'd be. I'll probably never see them again but I met some nice visitors on a public server (V1, female sonic, unknown avatar). The seasonal Ultrakill variants from the youtube video weren't included, maybe it'll happen at a later date. The basement hurt to visit, hope that PITR is at least feeling a little better now after releasing the museum.

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I did something for you.

I dont very good speak on americanskom, iam very sorry if i say something strange. I draw it in the paint. Plz dont hate me. Spoiler, because its a moment of a game.

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hot take: fraud was kinda boring with the bosses

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Do you guys think P-3 will be unbeatable?

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