hi, i'm devilreef! (reef for short)

say hello / suggest a meme: channel dms

i FUCKING HATE shopify anti-fraud
they declined both my cards when i tried to preorder vedal plushie

but god, save paypal
they linked my card without any fucking questions and i was able to place a preorder

i think i should return to posting memes to gain my ~200 subs and become micro-celebrity again

dating in 2025 gacha rates

- situationship (85%)
- cheater (5%)
- open relationship (4%)
- 3 month talking stage (3%)
- 1-2 year relationship (1.75%)
- long term healthy relationship (0.25%)