Are my testicles black?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Breaking news: Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been moved to intensive care after being admitted to hospital with coronavirus symptoms on Sunday night.

Latest: https://www.itv.com/news/2020-04-06/prime-minister-boris-johnson-moved-to-intensive-care-after-being-admitted-to-hospital-with-coronavirus/

BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump says Americans are all praying for Boris Johnson and says the U.S. has offered to help his treatment while he is in intensive care with worsening coronavirus conditions

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8193817/Donald-Trump-says-Americans-praying-Boris-Johnson.html

Boris Johnson is 'breathing unassisted' and does NOT have pneumonia: Downing Street say PM is 'stable' and in 'good spirits' in intensive care as he battles coronavirus

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8195293/Michael-Gove-says-Boris-Johnsons-intensive-care-battle-truly-frightening.html

Dirty horrible sick twisted cunts!! 😡😡

Left-wing online trolls target stricken Boris Johnson saying they 'hope he dies' and 'f*** Boris' while Labour mayor says he 'completely deserves' his intensive care coronavirus battle

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8195339/Left-wing-online-trolls-target-stricken-Boris-Johnson-saying-hope-dies.html

A Derbyshire mayor has been expelled from the Labour party after she suggested that Boris Johnson deserves to have coronavirus.

https://www.derbytelegraph.co.uk/news/local-news/labour-expels-heanor-mayor-saying-4027262

Doing great things our brothers and sisters across the Atlantic, been following the movement since the beginning and they are gaining ground 🇬🇧🇺🇸

https://www.tr.news/deportomar/ ‎ UPDATE - 23,215 signatures so far! - Deport Omar - Sign the petition - SHARE SHARE SHARE!

Looks like trump’s started the ball rolling 👍

WHO director faces calls to resign for 'allowing China to cover up true impact of coronavirus'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8192305/WHO-director-faces-calls-politicians-resign-handling-Chinas-coronavirus-response.html

A great-great-grandad, well-known as a 'big character' in Salford, has died from coronavirus - and only a few members of his family will be able to say goodbye at his funeral.

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/tributes-salford-grandad-died-coronavirus-18058184

CCTV appeal to trace man after Waitrose Hall Green manager headbutted by customer stealing baby milk

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/cctv-appeal-waitrose-hall-green-18051423

A Scottish teenager is in “serious” condition after a gang of “Asian boys” dragged him into the middle of the road and stamped on his head in the centre of Glasgow.

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/03/01/scotland-teen-serious-condition-gang-asian-boys-stamp-head/

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at parks, beaches and visit each other’s houses.

Assholes
Shit heads
Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Stupid fuckers
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats

Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing.

Tottenham confirm club legend Jimmy Greaves taken to hospital for treatment

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/breaking-tottenham-confirm-club-legend-21831150

*UK: 53 Middle Eastern migrants make it across the Channel as COVID-19 cases climb*
https://t.co/EVmR023Nlh

Disney shoving their narrative at children AGAIN 😡😡😡

https://www.metroweekly.com/2020/04/ducktales-reboot-introduces-gay-dads-in-season-3-premiere/