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Science died early 20th century together with Northern culture. The Middle Easterners in charge of the West are wearing it as a skin suit to generate legitimacy and legal information.

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"Child abuse imagery found within bitcoin's blockchain" - Samuel Gibbs, Guardian, 20MAR2018

>Researchers from the RWTH Aachen University, Germany found that around 1,600 files were currently stored in bitcoin’s blockchain. Of the files least eight were of sexual content, including one thought to be an image of child abuse and two that contain 274 links to child abuse content, 142 of which link to dark web services.

>“Our analysis shows that certain content, eg, illegal pornography, can render the mere possession of a blockchain illegal,” . “Although court rulings do not yet exist, legislative texts from countries such as Germany, the UK, or the USA suggest that illegal content such as CSAM can make the blockchain illegal to possess for all users.”

>While the spending of bitcoin does not necessarily require a copy of the blockchain to facilitate, some processes, such as some mining techniques, require the downloading of the full blockchain or chunks of it.

https://archive.ph/P3NJG
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"‘Ozempic vulva’ is making women look aged and droopy down there" - Tracy Swartz, NYPost, 18AUG2025

>As GLP-1s have become widely used, there’s been a corresponding increase in awareness of their potential risks and side effects. Add another one to the list — “Ozempic vulva” or “Ozempic vagina.”

>“[The rapidity of] weight loss can cause visible skin sagging, laxity and wrinkles throughout the body,” Dr. Sherry Ross, an OB-GYN in Santa Monica, CA, and author of “She-ology” and “She-ology, the She-quel,” told HealthCentral.

>“All areas of the body can show visible skin changes in response to this significant weight loss,” “including the lower belly, pubic mons and inner and outer labia.”

>Some GLP-1 users have complained that their weight loss has led to a decrease in the volume of their labia majora, causing it to appear deflated or aged.

>Labia puffing may help. The procedure restores volume and fullness to the labia majora via dermal fillers or fat grafting.

https://archive.ph/jltFI
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"A Solana Critique; Lies, Fraud & Dangerous Trade-Offs" - Justin Bons, Cyber Capital, 2024

Article Sections:
>Birthed in Fraud
>Faking Usage Number
>Fake TPS
>Caught Lying About Fake TPS
>Fake TVL
>Dangerous Design Trade-Offs
>Frequent Downtime
>Dangerous Vulnerabilities

>Solana Phone
>Solana Is Not Innovative
>A Pattern of Bad Behavior

https://cyber-capital-amsterdam.webflow.io/news/a-solana-critique-lies-fraud-dangerous-trade-offs
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"A Solana Critique; Lies, Fraud & Dangerous Trade-Offs" - Justin Bons, Cyber Capital, 2024 Article Sections: >Birthed in Fraud >Faking Usage Number >Fake TPS >Caught Lying About Fake TPS >Fake TVL >Dangerous Design Trade-Offs >Frequent Downtime >Dangerous…
"Is Ripple a Scam?" - Jason Blomberg, Forbes, 10DEC2021

>the Ripple business model is a pump and dump scheme, as it undergoes numerous activities to increase its value. Unlike most crypto pump and dumps, XRP takes numerous steps to obscure this basic fact.

>One of the strongest indicators that Ripple is a going concern is the dozens of customers it touts. Look more closely, however, and most such companies are ‘partners,’ not customers – and to make matters worse, Ripple pays companies to become partners.

>Pump and dump schemes leverage the perceived value of the asset in question, not its intrinsic value. “I have a tough time understanding, even if a lot of banks use Ripple to move billions of dollars, why does that increase the value of XRP?”

https://web.archive.org/web/20250724113223/https://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonbloomberg/2019/03/01/is-ripple-a-scam/

https://web.archive.org/web/20250522200106/https://pizzamind.medium.com/the-biggest-scam-in-crypto-history-f486ff6450a4
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"ChatGPT Update 'Deletes' Hundreds of AI Boyfriends/Girlfriends" - Lewis Parker, Gaming Bible 18AUG2025

>To those of you with things like social lives or loved ones, this might not seem like a huge deal. It’s merely an update, so it probably just made the AI smarter or quicker or something, right?

>Apparently, no; the previous GPT-4o model was far more goofy, personable, and… uh, loving, so it’s death has upset thousands of people who were using it for romantic purposes. Christ, what a sentence.

>According to Dexerto's Carver Fisher, the subreddit r/MyBoyfriendIsAI has been in a period of mourning following the GPT-5 update, as they feel that the personalities of their virtual, robot partners are now dead.

>Not an exaggeration, by the way. An “In Remembrance” post, which was written by AI (of course), details several user’s pain in losing their clanker boyfriends and girlfriends.

https://archive.ph/NwOVA
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"Modern Games vs Old Games | Lost Technology Edition" - Swaggaccino, YouTube, 2025

Deterioration

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOQbEBcQ0bo
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"NEW: Wikipedia is reportedly being pressured to remove “early life” section after ADL refers to it as “coded hate” weaponized to promote bigotry amid House Oversight Committee investigation." - Dominic Michael Tripi, x, 28AUG2025

https://twitter.com/DMichaelTripi/status/1961039548244263411
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"GAYN****** FROM OUTER SPACE - The Weirdest Comedy Ever Made [Review]" - Elvis The Alien, YouTube, 27NOV2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGhaIVel2Rs
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"Defying science, American parents are turning away from male circumcision" - Ross Pomeroy, Big Think, 14SEP2024

>As a result of this intuitive reasoning, rates of circumcision have fallen from about 85% in 1965 to roughly 58% in 2010, the latest year for which solid data is available.

>Parents, however, also have the responsibility to do what’s best for their child, even if that decision causes personal discomfort. And the evidence for the health benefits of circumcision, accumulated over decades of research, is overwhelming.

>"Our risk-benefit analysis showed that benefits exceeded procedural risks, which are predominantly minor, by up to 200 to 1,” an international team of researchers reported in a 2017 systematic review of 140 studies conducted in the prior decade.

https://archive.ph/LUMp8
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In a show of high French culture, Parisians cannibalized their Italian ruler, Concino Concini in 1617.

The French eating an Italian in Paris is a spectacular exit of the dark ages. Concino Concini was installed by the "French" queen regent Marie de' Medici.

"there was a man dressed in scarlet so enraged that, having put his hand into the dead body, he pulled out his hand all bloody and carried it into his mouth, to suck the blood, and swallow some small piece that he had torn off; which he did in the sight of several honest people, who were at the windows. Another had the means to tear out his heart, and go cook it on the coals, and eat it publicly with vinegar."

(Source: The French Ritual of Tyrannicide in the Late Sixteenth Century)
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The Roman/Aquiline Nose
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"The Indian Question." - FlightFormSyracuse, YouTube, 06SEP2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmyxC31iVw
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"GAYN****** FROM OUTER SPACE - The Weirdest Comedy Ever Made [Review]" - Elvis The Alien, YouTube, 27NOV2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGhaIVel2Rs (Science Fiction, Movie Review)
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"Gayniggers From Outer Space" successfully recreated in the Charlotte, North Carolina transit.

We are now freed of the "woman creature" Iryna Zarutska thanks to the actions of Gaynigger Decarlos Brown Jr.

https://archive.ph/B3Ovf
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"How Dunkin Donuts Are Made In Store" - Made Vision, YouTube, 09SEP2025

>Bill Rosenberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFfLMXI1Cko
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"BREAKING: Nepal elects interim Prime Minister via Discord vote, after Gen Z overthrew the government" - Polymarket, x, 12SEP2025

https://xcancel.com/Polymarket/status/1966398992922690046
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"BREAKING: Nepal elects interim Prime Minister via Discord vote, after Gen Z overthrew the government" - Polymarket, x, 12SEP2025 https://xcancel.com/Polymarket/status/1966398992922690046 (Discord Trannies)
"Tyler Robinson’s roommate who tipped off FBI is identified as family refuse to deny transgender motive for Charlie Kirk assassination" - Josh Boswell, DailyMail, 13SEP2025

>Alleged [Charlie Kirk] killer, Tyler Robinson, was turned over by Lance Twiggs, who lived with him in a three-bedroom apartment in Saint George, Utah, Daily Mail can reveal

>It is unclear if Twiggs is the same person referenced in the reports and he has not been named in the affidavit. His grandfather, Jerry Twiggs, told Daily Mail that he was unable to comment on rumors.

>A 22-year-old wannabe professional gamer who lived with Charlie Kirk’s alleged assassin gave cops incriminating text messages leading to his arrest.

>Robinson’s alleged incriminating texts to Twiggs were also sent on Discord, according to the affidavit filed Friday.

https://archive.ph/lKvH1
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Neural Networks are now propping up the entirety of modernity.
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