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Ratio him.
Some guy just emailed us requesting to cancel his subnoscription. I replied, "lol, no."

We reject cancel culture here at The Babylon Bee.
We created an Elon Musk subnoscription tier for $9,999 a month and 3 people actually tried to sign up for it. Two were declined but one went through and had to be voided. 😂
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Classic.
Why did the black guy beat up the old Asian lady? Because white people are evil.
There are good people, and then there are people who grab onto the seat in front of them for leverage when trying to stand up on a plane.
Which is why Jesus’ resurrection proved he wasn’t merely a man.
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“The witch would have known that when a willing victim who had committed no treachery was killed in a traitor’s stead, the Table would crack and Death itself would start working backwards.” — The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
Me reading this book as a child: “Edmund is awful.”

Me reading this book as an adult: “God, forgive me. I’m Edmund.”
I don’t fly United because it’s too difficult and inconvenient. They require ID.
So you’re saying you hate minorities.