Follow me on other platforms if you want to stay connected. I can't invite you to do that as easily once I've been permanently suspended on Twitter, which feels kind of inevitable.

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Our diabolical plans to deceive have been foiled by Snopes yet again.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bernie-sanders-no-one-get-rich/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnwSfu4uygg

Nearly 70% of Dems think you have a near 50% chance of being hospitalized if you get COVID (it's actually between 1% and 5%). They also think blacks are very likely to die during routine traffic stops. And last but not least, they think misinformation is a Republican problem.

Sane people never did this in the first place.

What an idiot.

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1383518636925591557/pu/vid/460x460/H_y8tM5GRQcgPR9k.mp4?tag=12

Snopes is this real?

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1382792543100817410/pu/vid/1280x720/Iexe21af7NiAo6BA.mp4?tag=12

More than twice as many whites as blacks have been fatally shot by cops so far this year, according to the Washington Post. And 5 of them were unarmed. The false belief that only blacks are killed by cops is wildly popular, thanks to a morally depraved media bent on dividing us.

https://nypost.com/2021/04/17/chris-cuomo-police-reform-comes-when-white-peoples-kids-start-getting-killed/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

And this false narrative has resulted in a deep and dangerous detachment from reality. For example, an alarming percentage of liberals think between 1,000 and 10,000 unarmed blacks were killed by cops last year, when in reality the number was 12.

https://www.skeptic.com/research-center/reports/Research-Report-CUPES-007.pdf

If the media and big tech really cared about stopping the spread of "dangerous disinformation," they'd focus on refuting/blocking these divisive lies from the left. Instead, they actively promote the narrative, despite the fact that it only leads to more violence and death.

Do you know the names of any white people killed by cops this year? Do you know the names of any cops killed by criminals this year?

This same post was pulled down from my Instagram for "harmful false information."

They do not allow you to express the perfectly reasonable *opinion* that masks don't need to be worn outside.

It is far more harmful to silence opinions than to walk around outside without a mask.

It’s like when Larry David donned a MAGA hat in Curb Your Enthusiasm.

https://bit.ly/3sojdg0

Babylon Bee CEO Talks Importance Of Satire, ‘Misinformation’ Smears, And Big Tech Censorship

https://www.dailywire.com/news/babylon-bee-ceo-talks-importance-of-satire-misinformation-smears-and-big-tech-censorship

You’d be surprised how often you can get away with not wearing a mask in stores and restaurants at this point. Try it. Don’t stop trying it.

Yesterday a woman asked me — as I was walking to the bathroom at a restaurant — if I had a mask. I said no, and kept walking. That's typically all you have to do.

The woke folks over at Seuss Enterprises were apparently bored and looking for something dumb to do this weekend, so they threatened to sue us for defamation whether our content is "satire or not."

Unfortunately for them, this piece was a work of satire, which is fair use. We will not be taking it down the way they took down several of their own, perfectly harmless noscripts to score worthless virtue points with insatiable leftists.

https://bit.ly/3dvG3xS

Solidly 80% of their criticism is that we only have one joke. But we're working hard on a second one. That must count for something.