“You can milk anything with nipples.”

“I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?”

And “Once more unto the breach, dear friends” is originally from Good Will Hunting.

Clever, totally original lib calls us racist because we made fun of someone he likes.

They must have posted something true.

When people fear being canceled they begin to self-censor. In the interest of survival, they do the tyrant's work for him. And that's the whole point, isn't it?

From a speech I gave this past weekend:

Will Disney fire him?

Local Man Boldly Stands With Gina Carano By Canceling Disney+ Until Tomorrow When His Kids Want To Watch Something

This is a crucial distinction. Canceling a subnoscription to a service you don't like—for any reason—is your choice as a consumer. It's like changing the channel when a garbage show comes on. You can't compare that to calling for the show—or one of its actors—to be canceled.

Ouch. That stings.

Instagram is soft-censoring
Not the Bee with these warnings to make you second-guess a visit to our site.

Oregon encouraging teachers to take course called "Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction" in which teachers are encouraged to "Come up with at least two answers" that might solve a math problem.

https://bit.ly/3akatBV

You might be a racist if you think minorities need this kind of help to solve math problems.

He knows it's parody; he's lamenting the accuracy of it. You know, cause there's a grain of truth in every joke. Kind of embarrassing to think you're out ahead of someone when you're actually trailing them, isn't it?

Twitter wants you to know that Ted Cruz shared one of our articles. And they want you to think he didn’t know it was satire so you’ll a) think less of him, and b) begin to see just how dangerous we are.

He says something like this about a Babylon Bee post every month or so.

The real self-own is this "journalist" failing to search Ted Cruz's feed to see if he knows The Babylon Bee is satire.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Newsweek writes fake news story suggesting Cruz shares fake news without knowing it.

https://www.newsweek.com/ted-cruz-shares-parody-babylon-bee-article-twitter-1569311

Imagine if it had been real satire.

I want to spend the rest of this marriage with you.

Ignorant Senator Shares New York Times Article Thinking It's Real

https://bit.ly/3u0Wp7Y