As I laid there bound and covered in lighter fluid, I thought to myself "at least I'm not a racist" ... That's when I started to feel the heat of the flames...
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I’m sorry, WHAT now?

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Whoa what is that?

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Why even hire security at this point?

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In what has become one of the city's most cherished traditions, San Francisco residents gathered this evening for the ceremonial lighting of the giant crack pipe.