Xi Jinping is hiring 87,000 agriculture police officers, and they're coming for Chinese farmers.

Farmers can only plant the crops the government approves.

This man's banana trees just got destroyed by Chinese agricult…

I made a Google Maps Driving Game Prototype 🚗💨

Amazing. The police that followed the Patriot Front cosplay actors around like lost puppies actually cordoned off any snooping journalists to stop them from following them back to Quantico. You can't make this stuff up.
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Joe Rogan and Matt Taibbi making fun of the absolutely absurd "Patriot Front" awhile back still cracks me up to this day...

"This is so stupid it hurts my feelings"

"WHERE'S THE FAT PEOPLE!?"