You never realize how much force you use to chew your food until you bite your lip
7-Eleven is probably really happy 9/11 didn't happen 2 days earlier
An awesome VR game would be “Where’s Wally?”, where you are moving in the middle of a crowd and you have to find the bastard.
Commuters probably get stuck in traffic with roughly the same group of people every day, just in a different order.
Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.
The fact that Labor Day isn’t on 9-5 is a big mistake that somebody made.
While dogs are known to smell fear, printers are known to smell deadlines
Thanos' most impressive power is being able to snap his fingers in a metal glove.
Forwarded from Yeshrun
Its funny how most of us can't sleep when there is a little noise, but sleep well during a heavy rain.
In Jurassic Park,Timmy is the real hero. He's attacked by T-Rex, trapped in a car crushing his feet, pushed in a ravine, stuck in a tree, chased down by the car, almost crushed, electrocuted by a fence with enough voltage to keep in a fucking dinosaur, chased by raptors, and still walks the fuck out
Nukes are the war equivalent of the teacher punishing the whole class for one person talking
Crying is how humans safely release stress. It's why you feel better after crying: the release valve was triggered and you're not pent up any more. That men are societally denied this release is both sad and dangerous.
There comes an age when the “monster “ that doesn’t let you sleep is yourself .
Forwarded from Julius
You can never know when Mike Wazowski winks or blinks.
Rather than stopping hackers, passwords have probably stopped more people from accessing their own accounts.
Colin Kaepernick's spending all his energy selling shoes when he could make a killing selling kneepads
As a kid, you always wanted someone to hear you cry so they could help you, but as an adult, you would rather cry alone than have to tell anyone about whats going on
If you boast about your IQ, you aren’t smart enough to realize that nobody cares.