The internet is basically a comprehensive collection of human thoughts... that's why there's so much porn.
Graduating college and starting a life in 2018 is like starting a monopoly game where all the properties have already been purchased with hotels on them. Every roll you just pay.
Fake security cameras are designed to be seen, while real ones are designed to be hidden.
The new Lion King can't be considered "Live Action", because every character is CGI.
The thought that aliens do not exist is much scarier than the idea thought that they do exist
Remember, no matter how disgusting and unwanted you feel, there are carnivorous animals out there that would think you’re absolutely wonderful.
Kids born in 1999 have better chances of existing in three different centuries compared to everyone else
If women were the ones with the ballsack, there would be so many bogus scrotal beautification products like special braces and wraps to keep it tight and smooth as you age.
Animals that have suffered abuse almost never regain the trust of humans, yet we expect people who have been through similar abuse to go about their daily lives normally surrounded by other humans.
Because of inflation, dollar stores will just sell successively shittier things over time until they eventually stop being a viable business plan
Since the building of ISS in 1998, there has not been a moment when every single human was on Earth at the same time.
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Wrestling is a sport where people without pants fight for a belt.
A serial killer has probably watched a documentary on their unsolved crimes and laughed at the inaccuracies in the leads
Men are stereotyped as always thinking about sex and women are not. Perhaps this is why suggestive hints often go over men's heads. Women assume he'll interpret it sexually but he assumes it's about anything but sex.
The saying "There's plenty of fish in the sea" will most likely not work in the year 2050.