The scariest thing about being a sapient species is that we know our species won’t be around forever. No matter how you look at it, humanity’s extinction will eventually occur

Conspiracy theorist like the moon landing deniers are the only poeple who thinks that the goverment is very competent.

The Founding Fathers had British accents.

Your dog wouldn't look at you any differently if you had magical super powers

Dying from old age isn’t an actual thing

It’s weird that there is a stereotype of women having a feminine gay bestfriend, but not the other way around. You never see a group of guys in bar hanging out with a butch lesbian.

Dying of old age is technically dying of not dying.

Pre-WWII steel is a valuable reference material because all steel made since then is contaminated from nuclear testing. Books and magazines printed before about 2010 may someday be precious because they are known for sure to have been written by humans.

'Beetlejuice 2' director Tim Burton is missing a huge opportunity by not calling his long awaited sequel 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice'

1 is the only number whose value is equal to the number of digits

Nerds wearing braces is a stereotype because kids who are supported and encouraged in education by their parents come from financially stable households, which can afford braces

Millenials treat our pets as family because we can't afford one

The other side of your skin is wet

There's no such thing as scarcity when speaking about digitally created and distributed assets.

Camping couldn't exist until humanity invented not-camping.

So many sites are going to have a content drought during the 48 hour blackout

Men in heavy metal bands seem to have much less male pattern balding than men in the general population

Centaurs have two rib cages…

Someone has counted the highest without skipping a number.

Most homes are relatively easy to rob, we just hope thiefs don't show any particular interest in them.

Judges, with their wigs and hammer, being referred to as 'Justice' and addressed by 'Your Honor' are cosplaying in a period piece and we are going with it like it is perfectly natural.