Men in heavy metal bands seem to have much less male pattern balding than men in the general population

Centaurs have two rib cages…

Someone has counted the highest without skipping a number.

Most homes are relatively easy to rob, we just hope thiefs don't show any particular interest in them.

Judges, with their wigs and hammer, being referred to as 'Justice' and addressed by 'Your Honor' are cosplaying in a period piece and we are going with it like it is perfectly natural.

Having the same breakfast every day is considered normal. Having the same dinner every night is considered bizarre.

Club goers in the John Wick universe are extremely blase about gun/knife/tomahawk fights going on around them.

A 10-year-old child doesn’t seem that old, but when something happened 10 years ago, it feels like it happened a millennium ago.

In comic books, people who work hard, use their smarts, and rely on themselves are usually villains, whereas heroes are usually born with their powers and didn't have to earn anything.

As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle

Until proven otherwise, every day is your last day alive.

It is odd that the Lord of the Rings trilogy is named after the villain of the series.

Sheldon Cooper never questioned why Leonard's childhood bully looked so similar to his dead father .

Even though snails are very slow, they just always seem to appear out of nowhere

Because Deadpool is the only Marvel character that can break the fourth wall and knows our world exists, he is the only one who knows that Stan Lee died

Living people eat dead mushrooms, while living mushrooms eat dead people.

One day you're going to buy the first thing that has a later expiration date than you do

There's absolutely no way some Jedis didn't end up with severed limbs from laser sabre training

Thousands of generations of house flys and they still haven’t figured out how to find the open window they came in.

Hot women are usually portrayed as drivers of convertibles, but old people driving them is way more common

Smart people can enjoy dumb entertainment, but dumb people can't enjoy smart entertainment.