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Alcohol is more socially acceptable to drink in public than milk.
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Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests.
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Poor kids realize they are poor well before rich kids know they are rich
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It is far too easy to bite the sides of one’s mouth
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Red onions are clearly purple
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Alex Trebek lasted 80 years in the public eye without a single controversy or scandal
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There is no obvious reason to not use a rain umbrella as a sun umbrella, yet no one really does it.
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People tend to mix right and left, but they never mix up and down
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We’ve never seen John Wick in his prime, only him after retirement
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in the next 100 years around 8 billion people will die.
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Hacking scenes in movies never require people to use a mouse for some reason
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People use the Olympic swimming pool to give a sense of scale of how big something is, though most people don't actually know how big an Olympic swimming pool is.
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There are breathtakingly beautiful sights on uninhabited planets all over the universe that no one will ever see.
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Complaining about the younger generation has been a thing for all of human history
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no one really talks about lava lamps anymore
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Your pets must think you're the highest authority in the world
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Being poor is super expensive
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Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal.
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Pablo Picasso only missed the release of Star Wars by four years.
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Having your own washroom with clean water on demand is a luxury that many take for granted.
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Tom Cruise is a key member of a really messed up cult that has a frightening amount of power and ruins people's lives daily, but he gets a pass because he does stunts in movies.
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