Being poor is super expensive

Eating two peices of bread and butter seems normal. Eating a butter sandwich seems really abnormal.

Pablo Picasso only missed the release of Star Wars by four years.

Having your own washroom with clean water on demand is a luxury that many take for granted.

Tom Cruise is a key member of a really messed up cult that has a frightening amount of power and ruins people's lives daily, but he gets a pass because he does stunts in movies.

The jobs that AI might be best suited to replace are executive level positions

The jobs that have all white uniforms are painters and chefs, two of the messiest professions

Alcohol companies never a show a drunk person in their ads

Remarkable how free stuff for poor people triggers so much more (middle class) response than all freebies for the rich.

The first thing people look at when we are born is out genitals.

Thanks to Bluey there's a entire generation of non Aussie kids that will be using Aussie slang.

You really only need to buy 14 calendars in your lifetime as long as you keep them in good condition

Lack of sleep causes psychosis and hallucinations. So we all are slowly drifting towards insanity but sleep just resets the timer.

There are definitely evangelicals out there that refuse their McDonald's when their order number is 666

The light that tells you Caps lock is on really ought to be closer to the caps lock button

Babysitting typically employs the least experienced people in one of the highest trust situations.

One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy.

The reason people suddenly drive faster when you try to pass them is because you showed them how slow they were going.

Windows is the friend you tolerate because Apple is stuck up and Linux is a hermit.

Watching a horror movie and seeing the characters do the exact wrong thing at every opportunity must be exactly how climate scientists have felt for 50 years watching world governments.

Somewhere out there, someone's complained about you on the internet