Green is both the symbol for healthy and unhealthy
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They’ll usually visit your house if you try to adopt a dog, but you can just have a baby and basically take it back to any random place anywhere you’d like.
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You are one google search away from changing your life.
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It’s unfathomably easy to ruin your entire life
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We do not have anything like Pyramids built anymore, for billionaires graves.
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Each decade in the 1900s had its own distinct ‘feel’ in terms of music, fashion, etc. While the 2000s seem to all blend in together
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Forwarded from Uggohe Mark98
Whenever you drive on a two way road, you are basically trusting that no one is going to purposely invade your lane, especially at high speeds.
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All cities mentioned in the chorus of Pitbull’s International Love are in the same nation
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100% of all end times predictions have been wrong.
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Doggystyle and Cowgirl are the same positions in space.
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DRM on farming equipment is going to lead to a societal collapse if the company is disrupted by natural disaster.
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Waiting a lot to become a parent will force your children to face death at a younger age.
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Middle class life was once our grandparents’ consolation prize. But in 2024, it’s our grand prize.
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Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but wearing them in public makes you seem lazy
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Strip Clubs are the only businesses allowed to discriminate by sex, age, and appearance.
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Once we start harvesting comets and other chunks of ice for water in space someone is going to have the first drink of water that has never passed through any other living being before.
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