All cities mentioned in the chorus of Pitbull’s International Love are in the same nation

100% of all end times predictions have been wrong.

Doggystyle and Cowgirl are the same positions in space.

DRM on farming equipment is going to lead to a societal collapse if the company is disrupted by natural disaster.

Waiting a lot to become a parent will force your children to face death at a younger age.

Middle class life was once our grandparents’ consolation prize. But in 2024, it’s our grand prize.

Sweatpants were made for physical activity, but wearing them in public makes you seem lazy

Strip Clubs are the only businesses allowed to discriminate by sex, age, and appearance.

Once we start harvesting comets and other chunks of ice for water in space someone is going to have the first drink of water that has never passed through any other living being before.

we're the last generation who can talk to WW2 vets

Saying ‘won’t touch with a 10 foot pole’ has lot more impact than saying ‘won’t touch it with a 3.05 meter pole’

Austria went from a huge a powerful empire to getting confused for a desert wasteland

On the internet, men get unsolicited messages from fake women they wish were real, while women get unsolicited messages from real men they wish were fake.

The look of secret service agents has never changed.

A mile a minute sounds a lot faster than 60 MPH

We’re told anything on the internet is there forever, but when we need to find that one porn video from years ago it’s suddenly nowhere to be found

Batman villains don't usually have any powers either

People who are salaried are working for free one day each leap year.

Not allowing bachelor's to rent a place is also discrimination on the basis of sex.

You don't see a lot of obese 80-year-olds.

The hippies are dying