Cell phone conspiracies fizzled out because it's too inconvenient to live without a phone
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Privacy is slowly becoming a privilege rather than a human right.
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Middle class financial freedom is the ability to buy things at the grocery store that aren't on sale.
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Everyone will eventually find out what happens after death
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It crazy how we speak automatically consider how much tongue,teeth and whatnot movement just to create a single sound
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One day, earth will be remembered as the place where humanity started
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We have the technology to pipe milk to every house like tapwater but we don't
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Job applications are being used to collect and sell data. That’s why large companies have positions available that they never hire for.
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There is no other variation other than good bye. No one wishes you a bad bye or great bye.
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There may be people you know who won the lottery but were smart enough to keep their mouths shut
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Feeding your carnivore pet a vegan diet is inherently NonVegan because an animal IS being harmed
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Jobs are less about skill and more about popularity/likeness
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Whenever characters on TV or in movies punch a wall, they never, ever, hit a stud.
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So many drivers don’t bother using their indicators but if you tried to sell them a car without them, they’d likely lose their shit.
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Men take spots at public urinal according to Hunt’s rule discovered for electrons and orbitals
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Telepathy sounds amazing until you realize you'll know your partners real thoughts even during sex and regular conversation
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English will forever be the language associated with computers and software, much like latin is for many scientific disciplines
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In a couple of decades, being a Millionaire will cease to be a measure of wealthiness
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Technically, you can never skip Breakfast since it signifies the breaking of the fast. So no matter how late in the day your first meal is, it breaks the fast so for you it is breakfast.
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